Oh dear, what can I do?
I drive a hack and I'm feeling blue,
Tell me, oh what can I do?

I lost my badge, and so I'm driving a hack
Bad guys I still attack, though I drive a hack

CBS, Fridays at 9
I'll be gone soon, but in the meantime
CBS, Fridays at 9

I was a cop, a husband and a dad
But everything I did was bad, now I'm always mad

Oh, how long will it take
Till CBS puts on the brake and I'm gone?
Damn, what can I do?
I drive a hack and I'm feeling blue,
Tell me, oh what can I do?

Oh, I'm a miserable crank
Will I be cancelled? Take it to the bank, 'cause I suck
If you missed my debut
My show's grim and dull, and I'm unlikable too
Don't feel bad if you missed my debut

I take the law into my own hands
This won't attract many fans, so make other plans

Hack is depressing and glum
Ex-cop vigilante ain't heartwarming fun
Oh this show's depressing and glum

Angry Girl