 'Hole
Name: Max Ataxia
Name:
Max Ataxia
Real name:
Kevin O'Doyle
Meaning of Life:
The spare part is on its way (message from Tralfamador).
Bust Size:
Nasdaq 7500
Turn-Ons:
The wet spot (warm). Thinking outside the Frinkahedron. Women with hairy moles. Naked mole rats, with hairy moles. Hans Molema. M'ole M'Oldsmobile.
Turn-Offs:
Hot haggis turnovers. Trent Lott. Flesh-eating bacteria. Flesh, eating bacteria. Fish-eating bacteria. Felchomania! IV. Listerine-based cordials. N'bisco S'moelestra S'mores. The wet spot (cold).
All-Time Favorite Commercial:
Cat litter ad: "Fish again, Louise?" asks the snotty neighbor.
Ideal Shows:
1. Kukla, Fran Lebowitz & Ollie. 2. MTV's Stalkin' Leo! A television Newsfanzine. Obsessed Leonardo Dicaprio fans trade spine-tingling close encounter stories. Broadcast live from Gigglewood Sanitarium in Maine. 3. Go Ass Alice (Cinemax). 4. America's Ugliest Arresting Officers; America's Most Arresting Ugly Officers (Fox). 5. ABC After School Special, Why Won't You Flush?: Portrait of a Dysfunctional Toilet. Starring Kathy Lee Gifford as Mylanta, Tony Danza as Tony, and introducing Porcelain McBride as Flushy, the toilet that must learn how to let go.
Wildest Place I Ever Watched TV:
Detox.
All-Time Favorite Sports Moment:
Switzerland, 1944: Former Brooklyn Dodgers catcher Moe Berg attends physics conference with O.S.S. orders to assassinate Werner Heisenberg.
Why I Decided To Pose For The 'Hole:
Beefing up my 'Pornfolio.'
Anything Else?:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a lawsuit.
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