Name: Max Ataxia
Meaning of Life:
The spare part is on its way (message from Tralfamador).
The wet spot (warm). Thinking outside the Frinkahedron. Women with hairy moles. Naked mole rats, with hairy moles. Hans Molema. M'ole M'Oldsmobile.
Hot haggis turnovers. Trent Lott. Flesh-eating bacteria. Flesh, eating bacteria. Fish-eating bacteria. Felchomania! IV. Listerine-based cordials. N'bisco S'moelestra S'mores. The wet spot (cold).
All-Time Favorite Commercial:
Cat litter ad: "Fish again, Louise?" asks the snotty neighbor.
1. Kukla, Fran Lebowitz & Ollie. 2. MTV's Stalkin' Leo! A television Newsfanzine. Obsessed Leonardo Dicaprio fans trade spine-tingling close encounter stories. Broadcast live from Gigglewood Sanitarium in Maine. 3. Go Ass Alice (Cinemax). 4. America's Ugliest Arresting Officers; America's Most Arresting Ugly Officers (Fox). 5. ABC After School Special, Why Won't You Flush?: Portrait of a Dysfunctional Toilet. Starring Kathy Lee Gifford as Mylanta, Tony Danza as Tony, and introducing Porcelain McBride as Flushy, the toilet that must learn how to let go.
Wildest Place I Ever Watched TV:
All-Time Favorite Sports Moment:
Switzerland, 1944: Former Brooklyn Dodgers catcher Moe Berg attends physics conference with O.S.S. orders to assassinate Werner Heisenberg.
Why I Decided To Pose For The 'Hole:
Beefing up my 'Pornfolio.'
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a lawsuit.