Chris Harris, a.k.a. Beagle Boy
Meaning of Life:
He Who Writes The Most Irreverent Self-Description Wins.
Long walks on the beach. Incredibly self-serving lists of 'Holes I've written. Thomas Pynchon. Razorblades.
Cancer. Nostril lint.
All-Time Favority Sports Moment:
Cornell wins 1996 ECAC Tournament. I get drunk, play a dozen games of bubble hockey, pass out.
The "TVHole-Miraculously-Writes-Itself" Game.
Wildest Place I Ever Watched TV:
At 20,000 feet in a blimp with Truman Capote and 25 vats of shaving cream.
Why I Decided To Pose For The 'Hole:
Isn't it obvious? For the babes!